April 2012
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Dalek relaxation tape for humans. →
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cosmostrekker:
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dalektea:
I’M FUCKING SOBBING
OOOOH MY GOOOOSHHHHH!! XDXD
“INHALE, CALM! EXHALE, RELAX!”
At the first few seconds of calming music I actually felt a bit okay and then the dalek started screaming at me
“CONTINUE TO BREATH SLOWLY AND CALMLY. THE ACHES AND...
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thumbcramps:
golf time
ye smack dat
fuq
gad dammit im comin 2 save u ball
ok i am here ball where r u
WAT DA FUQ DA BALL IS ME
YO WHAT DA FUQ
FUQ UR MIND GAMES BALL
lol peace out
dumbass ball tryin its damn mind games
cant fool zac
efron out
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When a fandom I'm not in goes crazy on my dash.
lolsofunny:
The Funniest.
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whiterabbit13:
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March 2012
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timelordy-teganbreann:
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mellydash:
FUCKING JAPAN. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
IT WAS WEIRD
AND THEN THE MUSIC STARTED.
…what did I just watch?
This is the most absurd thing on my blog by far
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mrsdetectiveryan:
demoncolbert:
OH MY GOD
i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.
THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED...
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kurtsies:
Kurt and Blaine for prom king & king.
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deduceforme:
acciobenedictcumberbatch:
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pernillo:
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Congratulations, Movie Peeta! You get to keep your...
Book Peeta:
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marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
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Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
