May 2013
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
spainstateofmind:
thebadwolf:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
feelingstrangelyalive:
you’re on tumblr, there’s no one around and all your shows are on hiatus…
then… out of the corner of your eye you see them…
the hannibal fandom
grumpygandalf:
commander-cosmo:
petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch
make hank green find the thing
teacher: alright fold your papers in half
entire class: hot dog or hamburger
secretlythepresident:
tinfoilrobot:
fckuharry:
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
His doctor recommended it
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
Current state of Tumblr fandoms:
lexirose-is-cool:
Supernaturalists: ”Nobody died, but somehow this hurts more.”
Whovians: *confused rage*
Sherlockians: “So when’s season 3 again?”
Fannibals: “[Cannibalism joke]”
(so many cannibalism jokes)
mobiuskleinstein:
thefoxxybenedict:
People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat
Wanna eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay
Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay
People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
thewholockgames:
districteverthorne:
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
